The highlight of this week is today, Wednesday. I decided that I would make today “Soy Meat Day”. As I am writing right now, I am staring at this:
my lovely soy ham sandwich with all the fixings. The brown-pink substance that is resting on the bottom piece of bread is my new best friend, soy ham (lucky me that my school’s sandwich station offers soy meat). Since I am planning on eating soy chicken cordon bleu for dinner tonight, I opted for soy ham rather than turkey on my sandwich. I’m nervous, but here goes nothing… It doesn’t take like real ham, but I’m not really surprised. I would go so far as to say it tastes hamesque, but what’s really off is the texture. I don’t exactly know how to describe it, but the “meat” crumbles in my mouth which real ham definitely does not do. There’s a chance I could get by on eating soy meat on sandwiches forever, if I decide to stick with this dietary path. Did I expect this foreign substance to taste like the real succulent rear pork leg that ham comes from? The answer is obviously no. This does taste better than I had hoped for; there is no funny after taste, and no foul smell (it does however, have a strange appearance and texture). My meat cravings are somewhat satisfied by this alternative, but there is still a part of me that is dying to give in to the temptation of all the meats I see my friends eating. This meal has made me more optimistic about dinner tonight (I’ve been dreading today).
Soy chicken cordon bleu,
looks delicious doesn’t it? I picked off the soy ham and cheese on
top of the “chicken” (too much “ham” in one day), and took my first bite of the
chicken-like substance. It was surprisingly delicious, and I felt like I was
eating real chicken. There was a nice crunch when I bit into its fried existence;
the only dead giveaway that it wasn’t real is that it lacked the juicy quality
of chicken. If I didn’t know it was made from soy, I probably would have been
pretty convinced. As much as I enjoyed my soy chicken, my body did not. I’m not
sure if it was the “ham” or the “chicken” that made my stomach upset, but while
I was going on a run an hour or so after dinner I was struck with nausea and
had to stop a couple times. I figured it was because of the heat, it was a
blazing high seventies when I went running, but when I was still feeling sick around
10:30pm, I knew it was something I ate. It’s disappointing that one or both of
the soy meats I consumed made me feel awful because I was just starting to get
used to the thought of eating meat substitutes often. Maybe I’ll get ballsy
enough to try again, but it will not be any time soon. I’m still recovering.
Have any of you tried soy meat? Did it make you sick as well? I’m curious as to
if it was just my body not agreeing with it, or if it has happened to anyone
else. Anyways, I’m back to my bed to sleep off the sickness.